I’m probably not the first or last person to announce this.
In order to ensure full disclosure, reduce the clutter of blogosphere speculation, and give people something more important to focus on, I have decided to release critical information that is guaranteed to put everyone’s mind at rest.
I am officially NOT going to be a candidate for Vice President.
At least, not during the 2008 election.
I have verified that both the Obama and McCain campaigns are still not taking my calls, so my confidence level is very high on this announcement.
Besides, I really like my current job.
There are a lot more qualified candidates.
The vetting process is likely to expose events in my past that I’m not proud of.
I want …