My dear wife told me I was going to enjoy the Get Fuzzy  comic strip today (May 1). She was right! I can only refer you to the strips web site , since showing the actual strip violates the copyright they are exercising, but if you click over there before May 30, you’ll be able to see it. And I suspect you’ll like it. A lot. Just don’t be drinking any coffee while you read it.
And email it to your friends… conservative or otherwise.